A land faraway

There is a land faraway where time slows to a trickle.

There is a place that the houses have no mailboxes.

There is a place that the only traffic jam occurs when crossing from the mainland and back.

This place finds it acceptable when you don't wear makeup for days.

It also has a horrible cell phone connection and wireless connectivity. Which isn't such a bad thing.

This place is where I would love to be right at this moment.