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Monday, June 28, 2010

With my own eyes

Since I have been back in Danville, I have seen the following:

  1. A funeral director that my dad calls "buzzard." This is because he seems to circle the old people whenever he's around.
  2. Three rednecks at a baseball game. Complete with bad teeth, beer belly (exposed by the unbuttoned shirt), mullets, heckling and general uncouthness of it all.
  3. One redneck (with the mullet and beer belly) informing me after I showed my dad the radar on my iPhone that "there ain't nothin' good with Apple." Who asked you?

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