Him: How has your Valentine's Day been?
Me: Just another day.
(A note: As I'm buying cotton balls, towels and new bath mats. Exciting.)
Him: Now that's sad.
(Cue my shut up now look.)
Him: So you don't have a boyfriend?
(At this point I think he's checking me out while he's checking me out. But I'm trying to move the process along.)
Me: Nope. No boyfriend.
Him: I can't believe that. You're a catch.
(I'm assuming he based this theory off my purchases. Since I'm wearing jeans, a t-shirt and no make-up.)
Me: Well thanks.
Him: I bet you're picky.
Me: That's fair to say.
Him: There is nothing wrong with that. Better to be picky in the beginning than wrong in the end.
Wise words WalMart cashier, wise words.
2 comments:
Hysterical. On so many levels! Glad to spend my valentine's day with you, friend. You great catch, you.
Ah, wisdom.
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