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Monday, February 14, 2011

Just another day

A conversation between my cashier at WalMart and myself this evening which happens to be Valentine's Day:

Him:  How has your Valentine's Day been?

Me:  Just another day. 

(A note: As I'm buying cotton balls, towels and new bath mats. Exciting.)

Him:  Now that's sad.

(Cue my shut up now look.)

Him:  So you don't have a boyfriend?

(At this point I think he's checking me out while he's checking me out. But I'm trying to move the process along.)

Me:  Nope. No boyfriend.

Him:  I can't believe that. You're a catch.

(I'm assuming he based this theory off my purchases. Since I'm wearing jeans, a t-shirt and no make-up.)

Me:  Well thanks.

Him:  I bet you're picky.

Me:  That's fair to say.

Him:  There is nothing wrong with that. Better to be picky in the beginning than wrong in the end.

Wise words WalMart cashier, wise words.

2 comments:

ROBYN LANE said...

Hysterical. On so many levels! Glad to spend my valentine's day with you, friend. You great catch, you.

~Mad said...

Ah, wisdom.