Have you ever had one of those mornings?

You know the kind.

First, the alarm goes off and you are no where near ready to get out of bed.

Second, once you do get up, you realize that you can't open one of your eyes. I felt like I had a plank stuck in it that's how bad it was hurting. It took 20 minutes before I could see straight. Now my eye is all red and looks like I've been crying.

Third, you feel like not one piece of clothing you own fits right. I have to wear all black today for a concert tonight so thankfully my options were limited. And isn't black supposed to be slimming?

Fourth, you walk into work and immediately the phone is ringing and people are in your office. I think there should be a rule that no one is allowed to talk to me until 30 minutes after I've arrived at work. It would be a much more pleasant situation for everybody.

If I can get through this week, I'll be golden. Heck, if I can make it to lunch, I'll be happy.