Conversations with Isaiah

(Scene begins at about 6:30 this morning.)

Isaiah: Riri, can you hear all the snot in my nose?
Me: Yes I can. Thanks for sharing.

(Later)

Isaiah: Riri, you are a woman.
Me: Yes I am.
Isaiah: And I am a boy but Ezra is a baby.
Me: Right.
Isaiah: And momma is a woman and daddy is a man.
Me: Glad we have that all straight.

(Later)

Isaiah: Riri, do you want to come to the park with us?
Me: I can't buddy. I have to go to work.
Isaiah: Why?
Me: So I can make money.
Isaiah: Why?
Me: So I can buy you presents.
Isaiah: Oh I like presents. You can buy me a cowboy and a horse.
Me: Well if I had known I could buy a cowboy I might have done that already.