A glimpse into my brain

Here are just a few thoughts bouncing around in my brain right now:

1. Why is a handful of candy corn and peanuts so darn good? I'm not kidding. It tastes just like a Payday.
2. If I get home by 7:00 tonight, I can go to bed early and catch up on NCIS.
3. Why is it so easy to gain weight, but so hard to lose it? See thought #1.
4. Why on God's green earth does Alabama not have early voting like other states?
5. I wonder if Barnes & Noble is hiring for the holidays.
6. What's the difference between a recession and a depression? Prozac?
7. If I don't look at my 401K until after the stock market recovers, I'll never know how much I lost.
8. Maybe I should go back to school and get a graduate degree.
9. Or not.